Something tells us you don't have tickets to tonight's Donnie & Marie Christmas show.
Nah, you're into things a little less wholesome and a whole lot more rock 'n' roll. Things with enough holiday spirit to make you all warm and fuzzy, even as you clutch two ice-cold longnecks.
Ditch the holiday sweater for Saturday night's Parade of Flesh Holiday Benefit Show at Club Dada in Deep Ellum.
It's six bands, one night, ten bucks. The holiday twist here is that all proceeds benefit the North Texas Food Bank, which provides holiday meals for families in need.
Scheduled to appear are Pinkish Black, Nervous Curtains (pictured), The Black Dotz, Vulgar Fashion, Strange Towers, Cutter, and Cygnus.
There won't be any photos with Santa, or carolers handing out hot cocoa.
So go ahead, get naughty on that dance floor.