Today marks the halfway point of Movember.
A couple more days and you'll evolve from "Admirably Attempting to Look Like His Dad in the 70s" to "Creepy Guy at the Swingset With Socks & Sandals." Unless you're already sporting a full-on Ron Burgundy. In that case, your genetic code trumps ours.
Still, nothing can stop us from heading out tonight for the city's first-ever rock concert in support of Movember and men's health awareness.
Grab your friends and that swath of stubble resting on your upper lip for Rock Out With Your Moustache Out (ROWYMO) at the Granada Theater.
Local bands Goonight Ned and The Roomsounds are supplying the music. All you have to do is provide the facial hair. Or come out and support those who've dared to go full handlebar.
Of course, you'll want to go full VIP. Because that includes a commemorative tee and two drink tickets. Just make sure to order something with a straw.
No woman wants a guy with beer foam lingering in his Fu Manchu.
Rock Out With Your Moustache Out
Friday, November 15
3524 Greenville Ave., Lower Greenville
Price: $24 General Admission; $55 VIP (includes T-shirt and 2 drink tickets) here.
The Ride Stuff: Use code MOV2 for 30% off Uber rides to/from the event.
Nearby: The Grape; Blue Goose Cantina; Terrilli's