Hey there, sexy.
My name is Chardonnay and I'm looking for a little fun. Wanna be my date this weekend?
Thought we could hit GrapeFest and hook up with some of my friends.
Malbec is flying in all the way from Argentina. And I'm absolutely positive you'll love Barbera, a real Italian beauty.
Though if you prefer something really sweet, my cousin Riesling just moved here from Germany and wants to go home with as many people as possible.
I wouldn't be opposed to simply spending time with you alone, either. Maybe we could get a little dirty and form a team to stomp 18 pounds of grapes in two minutes. Or I can watch while you pop your cork and see how far it flies.
Wouldn't that be a fun way to work up an appetite for some funnel cakes and tacos? Then we can relax on the Champagne Terrace and catch the Killdares and their Celtic melodies or maybe shake our groove things to Le Freak.
Oh, and because of all the wine drinking, we should probably get a hotel room. Then I'm yours for the entire weekend.
For under $20.
27th Annual GrapeFest: A Wine Experience
Thursday-Sunday, September 12-15
Downtown Grapevine, TX (directions here)
Price: Free all day Thursday and Friday till 5p, $8 all other times. $18 weekend pass.
Nearby: Grapevine Mills Mall; Great Wolf Lodge; The Gaylord Texan