Ah, the NFL preseason.
A parallel sporting universe in which things go down which would never, ever happen in real life. Like the Cowboys losing to the Raiders.
But sometimes the weird morphs into wonderful. Witness tomorrow's epic fight for follicular dominance, the annual Blondes vs. Brunettes Dallas Powder Puff Charity Football Game.
Sure, this monumental display of athleticism is all in the name of fun, but it also raises money and awareness for the Alzheimer's Association. In just five years, the women of BvB Dallas have raised more than one million dollars, the most of any chapter in the country.
Your $25 donation gets you a ticket to catch all the rough-and-tumble maneuvers required to achieve ultimate victory.
Not to mention some mother/girlfriend-approved girl-on-girl action.
Blondes vs. Brunettes Dallas Powder Puff Charity Football Game
Saturday, August 17
6:30p Pre-game coverage
9750 Ferguson Rd., East Dallas
Cost: $25 donation per ticket
Afterparty: Join in the post-game festivities until 2a at Life in Deep Ellum.
Nearby: The Lot; Goodfriend; White Rock Abbey