Football season is just around the corner and that means it's time to start conditioning.
But this weekend, you won't just be tossing around the pigskin. You'll be eating it, too.
Consider SausageFest — going down Saturday at Main Street Garden — your own form of preseason training.
Naturally, there will be links aplenty from the likes of Bone Daddy's House of Smoke, Brat Haus, and Holmes Smokehouse.
Add to that ice-cold selection of Sam Adams beers to keep you cool during the crowning of bikini-clad Ms. SausageFest 2013, before kicking back in your lawn chair to the sounds of A.Dd+, as well as the Mullet Boyz.
But what sets this apart from your everyday run-of-the-mill frankfurter fiesta is the activities roster. You'll want to begin practicing now to build your endurance for sausage tossing, sausage races and bobbing for sausage.
Because when it comes to great ideas for Saturday night, ladies and gentlemen, we clearly have a wiener.