You didn't deal with your grumpy boss all week to spend tonight on the sofa with a plate of pizza rolls.
No, you're going to the bar. And you're going to leave it with phone numbers.
Invasion of the Naughty School Girls has arrived at the Lizard Lounge, delivering an eye-candy overload of your new high-socked overlords.
If you bring a date, tell her to dig out that old plaid skirt. It'll get her in for free, which would make any boarding school economics teacher proud.
But odds are you'll be coming unencumbered, free to cheer for your favorite as the girls jump on stage in pigtails, plaid skirt and knee socks at midnight to compete for $1,000 and the title of the Naughtiest School Girl in all the Land. (Or at least Dallas proper.)
Because the title "future intern at your office" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
But it could be the only way to cheer up that grump of a boss.
Invasion of the Naughty School Girls: Summer School
Friday, July 26
2424 Swiss Ave. (at Good Latimer), Deep Ellum
Price: Free until 10p, $15 after 10p.
Dress for excess: Women wearing Naughty School Girl outfits are free all night.
Nearby: Frankie’s Sports Bar & Grill; Vino 100; Uptown Pub