In the grand scheme of Father's Day gifts, there are the ones that end up in a box at the back of the closet.
And there are the ones he'll treasure for a lifetime.
Until now, that latter category usually involved an insanely aged Scotch, or an insanely remote fishing trip.
Rarely, however, did your gift involve super-hot iconic women of whom your Mom would actually approve.
Tomorrow, indulge Dad with Father's Day on the Field at Cowboys Stadium. There, he'll be able to take photographs on the turf as he admires Super Bowl trophies, high-fives his old favorite players (Chad Hennings at noon; Leon Lett at 1p; Everson Walls at 2p), then gets pom-pom deep with the world-famous Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.
You can select a VIP guided tour or a wander-around-on-your own version.
But we recommend paying the extra ten bucks. It's a safe bet that cheerleaders prefer guys with VIP badges.
Father's Day on the Field at Cowboys Stadium
Saturday, June 15
One Legends Way, Arlington
Cost: $27.50 VIP; $17.50 self-guided
Nearby: Six Flags Over Texas; Babe's Chicken Dinner House; Lone Star Park