No, they don't just live in pictorials.
Maxim's all-star team of naughty nurses, sexy schoolgirls, and curvaceous kitty cats are congregating right here in Dallas.
And you've got 36 hours warning.
Get that costume in order for tomorrow night's decadent Maxim Halloween 2012 Party at Zouk. From the Jim Beam Devil's Cut bourbon cocktails to the two huge dance floors, letting loose will be mandatory.
You can win a prize in the costume contest, or just get a good view of the girls-only Sexy Little Devil costume contest.
Tickets start at just $25, but VIP gets you perks and value. For $500, you and seven of your closest friends get a private table, private server, and two bottles, one of bourbon, one of vodka.
Plus, access to an exclusive VIP area. Also known as the hangout for dozens of Maxim models.
Like we said. You've got 36 hours -- and counting.