Fact: It only takes about an hour and some strong vocal prowess to get from 99 bottles of beer on the wall down to no bottles of beer on the wall.
But there’s a much faster way now that Spread Eagle Saloon has opened.
That’s because they only serve beer in cans.
Spread Eagle is what we call a bar bar. No expensive, fancy cocktails. Just a casual place for free shuffleboard and darts, a stage for live music, and a front patio right in the middle of the downtown action.
And lest you think it's just for drink, there are plenty of awesome options for soaking up all those canned brews. A hearty meatloaf sandwich with pickled shallots and Muenster cheese, for example.
So drink up. And remember that crushing a beer can against your head upon completion is much safer than performing the same action with a bottle, glass, or keg.
Spread Eagle Saloon
1608 Elm St., Downtown Historic Main Street District
Best bets: Oskar Blues; Maui Brewing; Southern Star; pork belly stuffed jalapeños; goat cheese fritters
On the big screens: Any soccer game you can imagine
Biggest Deal: $3 You Call It drinks all day on Sunday
Nearby: Press Box Grill; Porta di Roma; Miguel’s Cantina