3. Get Wilderness Training
Warning: those long True Detective binge-watching sessions may have worn your outdoorsman skills thinner than Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club. Consider the Jack Mountain Bushcraft School in Maine your rugged wilderness rehab: customized individual or group instruction includes survival tactics, hunting, camping, and the all-important "how to build a sauna out of wood and rocks."
Jack Mountain Bushcraft School, PO Box 94, Masardis, ME (207-518-8804). Starts at $300.