College. You were at the peak of your powers.
Meaning, you could crush pizza and beers at will, hit up a different concert every night, and still make it in time for class the next morning.
You knew all that music "study" would pay off one day, and now it will every third Tuesday during Music Trivia at A4 in Union Square.
With General Stoor on hosting duties, you never know what special skills will be called for. You may need to rap Ol Dirty Bastard's "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" backwards and forwards. You may have to recall which Aerosmith video had a young Alicia Silverstone stripteasing. If it's got a beat or lyric, assume you'll be tested.
And remember: anything goes.
This ain't college, so don't expect to leave with 10 years of debt or a future with mono. Instead you're leaving with prizes from Get On Down, which may or may not include a Fat Boys album that comes in a pizza box.
Feel free to blast the Spotify on the way home, big winner.