Phallic Punk: My D**k
Nominations: Album of the Year ("My D**k's Double Full Length Release")
Essentials: "Imagine D**k," "Do They Know It's My D**"
You sensing an asterisk-riddled theme yet? While other bands may sweep the awards, everyone at the show will leave talking about these guys. Seriously. This duo of so-dumb-they-might-be-geniuses Cool Hand and Hand Solo take your favorite hits from the 80's and 90's (from Bruce to Enya), and change the lyrics to yup, "my d**k." If you don't crack a smile hearing them croon "sing us my d**k tonight" over Billy Joel's "Piano Man," then uh, we've got bigger problems.