By the time you finish reading this sentence, you'll have grown a few more facial hairs.
It's not magic — it's Movember.
And while you're growing out a 'stache that would make Ron Burgundy proud, there's a chance to use another one of your natural-born talents — downing drinks at the bars around Fenway — for a good cause at the Stache Dash next Saturday.
Obviously, you've noticed plenty of other dudes around town ditching their razors for the month to raise funds and awareness for men's health.
Now's where the annual rite gets hairier. Starting at Jillian's, you and your team of mustachioed mates will bounce from bar to bar in Fenway, stopping to drink beers, swap grooming tips, complete scavenger hunt activities for cash prizes, and generally take advantage of the opportunity to show off your creepy pencil 'stache without getting weird looks.
Then again, if you pull a Mike Napoli, you might still get a few.