Driving while texting: bad.
Driving while tweeting: #worse.
Driving while bacon sizzles on the grill of your custom-built mobile pork production facility: downright dangerous.
This is not for amateurs, leave this to the pros running the Bacon Truck, now parking at the SoWa Open Market on Sundays.
Think of Bacon Truck as a mobile ambulance for when your swine consumption levels drop dangerously low
, staffed with responders carrying the latest in bacon delivery technology (see: their five amazing sandwiches
That includes two takes on the classic BLT, one with avocado and chipotle aioli (meet the "B.L.A.T.") and the other spiked with curry egg salad (known as the "B.E.L.T."), and a bold, brie-slathered masterpiece of turkey, bacon, caramelized onion, and spicy honey dijon.
Finish all your bacon and you'll earn yourself a dessert: that's right, more bacon, but covered in Nutella.
You just watch the road.