Once your bartender calls it out, only bold and decisive action will be the difference between you leaving with that flirty co-worker on your arm and stumbling home solo.
Instead, make last call the beginning of the rest of your night with the Late Night Last Minute package now available at Hotel Commonwealth.
Let's rewind a few hours: You're toasting with your co-workers at The Hawthorne after finally landing the big client, which means tequila shots (on their tab, obviously).
Responsibly, you forego the drive home and book a room upstairs at the Hotel Commonwealth directly from the Hawthorne host desk anytime after 10p.
As the bartender closes up shop, you casually offer the comforts of your accommodations — imported Italian linens, a marble bathroom, big bed — to the new-in-town temp.
Next thing you know, you're sliding on your custom monogrammed slippers and answering the door for room service breakfast from Eastern Standard the next morning. And with late check out at 1p, that's plenty of time to brainstorm excuses to call in sick.
Or, you know, more team-building activities.