Monday, January 26, 2015

Secret of the Booze

Turtle power runs on beer at the TMNT bar crawl


As kids, all we ever wanted to do was dress up as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and eat tons of pizza.

As adults, we're still into pizza, but we prefer to drink beer when we dress up, which we'll be doing at next Saturday's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Bar Crawl.

You remember the song — Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines, Michelangelo is the party dude — and they're all sporting a healthy buzz from tearing through the Faneuil Hall bars like a runaway turtle shell (at least we think that's how it goes).

Whichever you choose, you'll need a costume and a battle-tested crew to drink with. And to back-up dance when you bust into "Ninja Rap" after knocking a few back.

Your rat sensei? That would be Crawl in Boston, who provides your weapons: drink specials, a koozie, sunglasses, a Ninja Turtles shot glass and an optional photo booth so you have something to bring to show-and-tell (ahem, "work") on Monday.

Then again, Splinter wouldn't like you sharing your secret identity, would he?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Bar Crawl
Saturday, April 20
Faneuil Hall

Tickets: $25 here
Nearby: Hillstone; Saus; The Place

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