Friday, November 28, 2014

Naughty Nightcaps

Our favorite bars to meet, drink, and get a room

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[Editor's Note: Heading south for New Year's Eve? Rundown on Miami's got the inside info on where to get lucky long before the ball drops.]

The hardest part of any hookup? Getting her to leave your place in the morning.

With a hotel bar, your rendezvous is just a few floors away — especially at these top three hotel bars for hookups that will have her clamoring for your room key in no time.

Pelican Hotel
Impersonate an Ocean Drive tourist sipping on chocotinis inside this tiny, old-school lobby bar with recycled furniture and cartoon artwork. Take your pick of bikini-topped, denim cutoff-sporting ladies and bring her upstairs to the Tarzan-inspired deluxe Queen room, where your order of bubbly will make this a Champagne room to remember.  
826 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach (305-673-3373)

The Setai
Welcome to Miami's own Mad Men watering hole. Leave on the three-piece work suit and park it alongside this dimly lit bar as you order up two Chili Passion Martinis for you and the pencil skirt to your right. Make like Draper and whisk her up to your bedroom suite in The Art Deco Building, where the only thing more attractive than the cityscape from your private balcony will be her in that big bathtub, sitting pretty on a shiny black granite floor.
2001 Collins Ave., Miami Beach (305-520-6000)

Norman’s American Bar & Grill
Ready for your own night of Hard Knocks? After sucking down a few Flying Dog Raging Bitch beers at this sports bar’s late night happy hour, there should be no problem convincing that leggy Shiraz-sipping looker to keep the party going with you upstairs in one of the 29 studio rooms in the Norman’s Hotel. Get comfy on the bed or play tackle games on the hardwood floor -- just steer clear of any Ochocincos.
6770 Collins Ave., Miami Beach (305-868-9248)

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